The artist's favorite.

Count down to Colorado.

In case you haven't heard, I am going to do my journalism internship at Velonews in Boulder, Colorado, next semester.

I have a host of worries and low-grade anxieties about this, but overwhelmingly, I am excited about it and the progress I have made in the last couple of years.

Patting myself on the back has never been what this blog has been about, or something that I have ever been good at.

So.... We'll cut to the chase.

When my mom and I were driving to Pennsylvania for Thanksgiving, we came up with a pretty rockin' idea.

I want to make signs to hold up to other drivers to amuse both me and them.

I think the signs have to be fairly PG rated. I can't make any truly foul or tasteless signs, although I would love to do that, I can't guarantee that other people will either think it's funny or not run me off the road.

I was thinking about the following:

- I am so bored.

- What's good, shorty!?

- Heee-eeey!

- Any good Mexican places around here?

- Where ya headed?

- Got a map?

- My mommy doesn't know where I am.

- Would you like a Mentos?

I would love to hear your suggestions.

But please remember...... PG rated!