the only thing i want to say about this election, or maybe more accurately, i would like to ask some of yous for a favor;
vote or don't vote, i dont care.
but please do the following, when exiting your polling place, like i said if you vote or not (if not, just hang out there, then leave)...
...when you are approached by an exit polling person, answer them in the following manner;
"i did not vote for John McCain because Sarah Palin is a complete and utter MORON!"
this is the only thing that i will ask of you in this election season.
from this i think (sweet god!) i hope you can divine my attitude toward each candidate.
thank you for your time.
on unrelated topics, i am still BEAT from this weekends riding. i still can't believe that i climbed that much (4000 ft in the 24 miles immediately outside of my door).
yesterday, i ate two fried calzones (prosciutto and mozzerella); then for dinner, 150 grams of pasta, sauce w/ 2 sausages, a pepper, a zucchini and half a jar of tomato sauce.
then today, i didnt have my usual creme-filled pastry for breakfast (b-c i can actually hear my atery walls thickening) but for lunch i had four pieces of pizza (from Pizzeria Miseria & Nobilità, Corso Mazzini, 28, if you're ever in the neighborhood) [new place that just opened and will be getting alot of my lunch business from now on], and I AM STILL HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!
last night i had a heart-to-heart with Food.
i sat down and talked it over with Food, and said "Food, look, we've been together for a long time and i still love you. let's renew our vows. what do you say?" to my utter surprise, b-c i thought Food had had enough of me, Food said "yes". therefore, i will be spending even more time with Food in order to prove my love to it.
i hope the second time around will be as good as the first.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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I've always thought that you and Food made a handsome couple. I wish you both many happy years together.
Happily, the pollsters and sign holding gauntlet was kept well away from the doors here, so I was able to make a clean getaway.
Sadly, that meant I didn't get to tell anyone what I thought of McCain's functionally retarded running mate.
Pity.
fatty fatty no friends!
also...palin is a dumb see you next tuesday
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