Tall enough to ride this ride?

Have you ever seen someone that looked totally out of place and wanted to ask them if their parents knew where they were?

It seems like a small portion of the UNH student body was washed in hot water and immediately put in the dryer, resulting in minus-sized proportions.

They're not everywhere, like Asian Lady Beetles, but like beer cans in a freshman's room, they're sprinkled about campus.

Every time I see one of these people -- primarily young ladies, little guys don't any attention from men or women (sorry short guys, it's your curse, not mine) -- I want to break out a tape measure and see if they in fact meet the minimum required height to enter college.

I figure that would be something around 48" to 52", just like the Cannonball at Canobie Lake Park.