I am stalling like a.... (get ready for an hours-worth of bad associations that relate to the word "stalling"):
... like a regional commuter airplane piloted by a over-tired , under-trained pilot.
... like a weed whacker with improper fuel-oil mixture.
... like a cattle farmer putting the cows away for the night.
... like a jockey approaching the start gate at the Kentucky Derby.
... like a 1985 Ford Escort diesel with no fuel filter.
... like a street rod small-block's transmission at 2,000 rpm.
... like a world economy.
... like a under-qualified homeowners on their mortgage payments.
... like a compassionate Sheriff delivering an eviction notice.
... like a Portuguese body boarder chilling in a sick tube.
... like a burned-out college student sitting in a computer lab on a Sunday the day before his last literature paper is due!!!!!!!
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...like thom coupe doing his hair before you get in the team van to drive 10 hours to eat-bum-ski PA and saying "hey take it easy!"
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