- people pick their noses while they drive, in italia, b-c they think nobody can see.
- people picke their wedgies here too.
- this is the land of panty lines, rampant panty lines.
-- it doesnt seem to be the land of athletic calves, speaking of the general population but indeed there are a few outliers.
- smoking seems to carry less social stigma here.
- i flicked a booger on to a Fellini poster last night. Take that you artsy hack!
- if i lived here i would have to live in the Centro.
- Alex must have a deviated septum or inhaled a very small kazoo at some point in his life.
- the wink is here and can be used freely , regardless of gender-to-gender-winkage. either that or i am queer bait here too.
these are the things i have observed and not previously written down. these are only a small fraction of the things i have observed and remembered.... remembered is the key word there.
and if yous really know me, you'll see how these reflect my generally warped train of thought.
thank you for your time,
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Phil, my flamboyant friend, I'm afraid you are queerbait the world over.
Except in Bangladesh....for some strange reason....
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